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helbigsmyhero:

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays in the cup longer.

1 month ago with 87,960 notes

rememberingsuunday:

EVERY GIRL DESERVES TO FEEL PRETTY AND CONFIDENT WITH THEMSELVES AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM

1 month ago with 52,360 notes

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
  • The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.

1 month ago with 490,310 notes

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

1 month ago with 447,078 notes